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Muzika

First we take Manhattan

Naletio na Borjinom siteu na tekst/video o Leonardu Cohenu pa da se i ja pridružim festivalu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKeAt0yB2Q

(Radio announcer’s voice)
Was die Attentäter betrifft, die in Berlin den Anschlag auf die Deutsch-Arabische Gesellschaft verübt haben, ist die Polizei einen Schritt weiter gekommen. Die jetzt nach dem Anschlag…

They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within

I’m coming now, I’m coming to reward them
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I’m guided by a signal in the heavens
I’m guided by this birthmark on my skin
I’m guided by the beauty of our weapons
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I’d really like to live beside you, baby
I love your body and your spirit and your clothes
But you see that line there moving through the station?
I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those

Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you’re worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don’t have the discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I don’t like your fashion business mister
And I don’t like these drugs that keep you thin
I don’t like what happened to my sister
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I’d really like to live beside you, baby …

And I thank you for those items that you sent me
The monkey and the plywood violin
I practiced every night, now I’m ready
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I am guided

Ah remember me, I used to live for music
Remember me, I brought your groceries in
Well it’s Father’s Day and everybody’s wounded
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

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Blog

Radovi u tijeku

Radovi u tijeku

 

Nakon dugo vremena napokon sam odlučio nešto učiniti s izgledom ovog bloga. Napravio sam backup, prebacio se na najnoviju verziju wordpresa i sada tražim novi identitet mračnog bloga.

Ako imate kakvu ideju, ostavite komentar; a u međuvremenu molim za malo strpljenja u razdoblju dok će site djelomično odbijati poslušnost, a djelomično prolaziti različite metamorfoze.

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Humor

Novi val Ivice Kirina

Prije točno dva tjedna na internetu je lansiran najnoviji video uradak Ivice Kirana nazvan “Povratak kralja”, u 14 dana dvominutni filmić pogledalo je četrdesetak tisuća ljudi, a niti prvi uradak “Kiro prosviro” nije imalo lošije prošao i danas bilježi više od 85.000 prikazivanja. Sasvim je sigurno da je naš akademski obrazovani ministar zauvijek ušao u antologiju hrvatske gluposti ali i hrvatskog interneta.

Rijeka HajdukNo ovaj posljednji uradak pokrenuo je i malo veću lavinu, naime cijeli niz stvari se desio nakon tog video uratka. Primjerice, prodane su domene jubito.com i jubito.net, email adrese na besplatnim web servisima poput [email protected] su također zauzete (via Borja).

U subotu su primijećene i jubito majce u Anićevoj robnoj kući na Trgu bana Jelačića (dio kolekcije “Project Sabotage”, ovo via aktualije), a na subotnjoj utakmici Rijeke i Dinama, u času kada su BBBove ugurali u zaštitnu ogradu navijači su skandirali “jubito, jubito” (via. zombix).

I biser na kraju, gotovo je neprimjećen proletio izvještaj HINAe koji kaže kako je prošloga tjedna u Virovitici upisano još 431 donatora koštane srži, a izvješće kaže;

U Registar su se, među ostalim, danas u Virovitici upisali ministar unutarnjih poslova Ivica Kirin, saborski zastupnik Josip Đakić, gradonačelnik Virovitice Zvonko Kožnjak i Anini kolege iz dopisništava dnevnih novina.

Misao dana:
Marvin: “I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.”
Zem: “Er, five.”
Marvin: “Wrong. You see?”
The mattress was much impressed by this and realised that it was in the presence of a not unremarkable mind.