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Business Politika

CSI: Pliva

Jedina utjeha koju imam u ovom manevru s Barrom (unatoč tome što je Pliva dobila fakat rekordno visoku cijenu vrijednu divljenja) je činjenica da će Željko Čović ostati predsjednik uprave čiji će zadatak biti da u slijedećem razdoblju počisti Plivinu bilancu od svih mrtvaca koje su u posljednjih desetak godina ugurali u ormare.

Sa žaljenjem čekam objašnjenja koja će se pojaviti i izraz na licima ljudi koji će postati žrtve preplaćene Plive. Nadam se da ćemo na dugu prugu svi skupa ispati pametniji.

Nakon što sam na dnevniku čuo informaciju, slijedeća stvar mi je pala na pamet, pogledajte, isplati se svih šest minuta:

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you’ve been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you’ve been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it’s now or never
Everybody knows that it’s me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you’ve done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe’s still pickin’ cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it’s moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there’s gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you’re in trouble
Everybody knows what you’ve been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it’s coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

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Humor Politika

Računčić je kod nas

Na Zombixovom blogu danas popodne je osvanula parodija na Balaševićev “Računajte na nas” ali s alternativnim tekstom koji već nekoliko dana kruži internetom pod naslovom “Računčić je kod nas”. Već dugo se nisam ovako nasmijao.

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Humor Politika

Damir Polančec, još jedan u seriji mojih idola

Znam da su multimedijalni materijali rezervirani za vikende, no danas moram napraviti iznimku za hrvatskog radničkog sina, ministra i potpredsjednika vlade Damira Polančeca. Svaki komentar je dobrodošao.

Misao dana:
God give us men. The time demands
Strong minds, great hearts, true faith, and willing hands;
Men whom the lust of office does not kill;
Men whom the spoils of office cannot buy;
Men who possess opinions and a will;
Men who have honor; men who will not lie;
Men who can stand before a demagogue
And dam his treacherous flatteries without winking;
Tall men, sun-crowned, who live above the fog
In public duty and in private thinking.
Wanted.