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O Čečenima

Previše sam umoran za neku previše pametnu diskusiju pa kopiram email koji mi je završio u mailboxu prije nekoliko minuta:

Akhmad Kadyrov,The (former/late) President of ChechnyaFrom Mrs Sara Kadyrov

Private email:[email protected]

My Dear

RE: YOUR ASSISTANCE IS HIGHLY NEEDED

I am very sure that this mail will bring lots of surprises and curiosity to you since there was no previous correspondence before now between us. I am the wife of Late Mr Akhmad Kadyrov,The President of Chechnya, who was attacked with a bomb in a parade ground and later died in our home town at the age of fifty two years (52) See http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-05/10/content_329330.htm

My husband told me before his death that he has a deposit of Fifty Eight Million Unites States Dollars ($58,000,000.00) which he deposited overseas and handed to me all the documents which my family lawyer has confirmed with the Bank/Security Company Right now I am looking for an Investor who will help me to invest the total sum after which I will relocate to your country. Why, because of the security situation in Chechnya ,I am currectly seeking an assylum in Holland where I am writing you from and the situation here does not warrant me to do much from here, therefore I have designated my family lawyer who will coordinate every aspect of the fund transfer and the investment with your assistance.

I am ready to concede up to 25% of the funds to you as your share if you will help me to pull the funds out and invest it in your country which has a stable economy. Upon receipt of your acceptance letter, I will introduce you to our family lawyer who will instruct you on how the transfer can be done in the shortest possible time. Therefore, please do send to me the underlisted informations as soon as possible.

I. YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
2. YOUR FULL ADDRESS
3. YOUR NEXT OF KIN IF ANY
4. YOUR MARRITAL STATUS
5. YOUR POSITION IN YOUR WORK PLACE
6. YOUR AGE

You can reach me through my private email address if your are
interested:

Awaiting your Urgent response.

Kind Regards,

Dr.Mrs.Sara Akhmad Kadyrov
Private email:[email protected]

Koliko često dobijate ovakve cirkularne i totalno besmislene mailove u svoje mailboxe? Ne razumijem ekipu koja to šalje, a još manje ekipu koja “konzumira” štos? Nije li čudno da vam netko ovako iznebuha dođe i kaže da će vam proslijediti 14.5 milijuna USD bez neke pretjerane provjere, poznanstva? Koji mentalni sklop čovjek mora imati da nasjedne na foru?

Misao dana:
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

7 replies on “O Čečenima”

ako vam se da čitati:

ovo je totalna provala, nije prvi puta da sam naletio na nešto slično ali ovaj je doista nadmašio mailera :)

419 eater je odličan site, smijao sam se ko blesav kad sam čitao neke priče (“Mark of the Moron”).

Ako imaš vremena kreni ju (njega?) maltretirati sa slikama, a ako ne forwardaj mail na dobre ljude na 419eater.com forumu, siguran sam da oni imaju dobrih ideja.

Cim sam vidio ovaj dio:
” invest it in your country which has a stable economy”
Znao sam da je neki scam :-)

Ne znam koliko često dolaze ovako besmisleni spamovi, jer se ne mogu sjetiti kad sam zadnji spam pročitao. Redovito ih brišem bez otvaranja, a ako pomislim da nije spam, odmah nakon. Sad vidim da bih možda ponekog i trebao pročitati.

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